Sunday, July 6, 2008
I am about to break some dishes up in here ...
Ok I am mad right now because I am pissed off at someone and I am taking it out on my blog.Sometimes I think I have way too much estrogen.God forgive me for the bastard that I am going to curse out tomorrow. Lawd please don't let me end up in jail.
Posted by
Yellowswan
at
9:59 PM
0
comments
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Sunday Morning ...
- Barack Obama will be the next President of the United States ... if God loves us all Obama will win the election November and the Democrats will keep control of both the Congress and Senate.
Its officially past time for me to move.I don't know about other people but I don't like going to my mail box to check my mail while there are other people at the mailbox just hanging around. I see the same people all day everyday just hanging around outside doing absolutely nothing and I give them the side eye because I know for sure that I am paying full price for my place while they are probably paying half.There is one man who I just noticed about 2 months ago - something is not right about him.And when I notice that there is something not right about someone, I am always right.There are some kids that have moved in (with their parents of cours) and he is always around the kids.Something is not right about that.Maybe my mind is playing tricks on me but I just wish everybody kept their mess in their apartment.Its time for me to move ... I don't live in the hood - and everyone in my complex is not like this.I just don't like the fact that everytime I go to my car or go to my mail box there is always some weirdo standing at their door gawking at me.Its too damn hot - go get a damn job. I am going to go get me a house where I have my own driveway and I don't have to share a mailbox unit with other people. Argh. 5 people spoiling the whole damn show.
Ok on to good news.Janet Jackson is coming to my city in October and I will be there.Neither Duran Duran or George Michael came to my city.And there is no way in hell that I will be sitting in my room like a plum fool while Damita Jo is up the street having Escapades with everybody else.I am going to go all out.Damn it I deserve it.If I have to go by myself I will.
Posted by
Yellowswan
at
10:06 AM
0
comments
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Warning: Neigh means NO !
If anyone ever asks you to watch a video that starts out with the words 2 (Guys or Girl) 1 (something that should'nt be used in the way its going to be used) ,run far away fast into the woods - don't watch these videos. I knew better - I knew damn better to watch the video "2 Guys 1 Horse". I read on Wikipedia that the guy in the video died a couple of hours later because he was too ashamed to go to the ER.But he was'nt ashamed enough to do what he did and then film it ?!?! What the hell is wrong with people ?Kumbaya my lord,kumbaya.
I watched the video "2 Guys 1 Horse" and ummmm ... I wish I would recorded my reaction to this video.I was on the floor in agony and shock.But instead I will post this reaction because it was damn near close.
I can't and still vow never to watch 2 Girls 1 Cup.
I watched the video "2 Guys 1 Horse" and ummmm ... I wish I would recorded my reaction to this video.I was on the floor in agony and shock.But instead I will post this reaction because it was damn near close.
I can't and still vow never to watch 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Posted by
Yellowswan
at
4:47 PM
0
comments
Labels: 2 Guys 1 Horse
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Oh for real?
Am I the only one that did not care about the R.Kelly trial?I really could give not a damn about R.Kelly? I only saw about 5 seconds of that tape and it looked like R.Kelly, but apparently the jury did'nt have fresh Acuvues to see that it was indeed R.Kelly.Ok the world continues to turn but we all know he is going to be releasing a song about this any moment now ... bets that there are at least 20 remixes.
I hate it when I am at work and the following things happen: I am listening to the radio and the interview that I have been waiting all day to hear finally comes on,and someone wants to come and bother me because they can't figure out something so they want to bring me into it.And second: I already planned to hide in front of the computer,just do my work and listen to my iPod,its Friday and I want a smooth day but no - I get volunteered for something. OH and I hate people that kiss ass - I am not married to my job because its not my career.I am not going to work myself to the bone missing lunches and working through breaks trying to fix every problem ASAP.You can't fix every problem all the time because there are always going to be problems - one you finish one there is going to be another one.That's why you work.Its not called RACE.I don't want to have grey hair by the age of 35 and I don't want to have heart problems because of it.Do what you want don't bring me into your shit - damn lol. I am not going to do jump jacks and wave pom poms for anybody.Especially when your dumbass speaks broken English and you want to kiss in front of managers pretending that you are the shit but your grammar sounds like you did'nt get past remedial English in the ninth grade - no you just look like an ass. Poof be gone.
I hate it when I am at work and the following things happen: I am listening to the radio and the interview that I have been waiting all day to hear finally comes on,and someone wants to come and bother me because they can't figure out something so they want to bring me into it.And second: I already planned to hide in front of the computer,just do my work and listen to my iPod,its Friday and I want a smooth day but no - I get volunteered for something. OH and I hate people that kiss ass - I am not married to my job because its not my career.I am not going to work myself to the bone missing lunches and working through breaks trying to fix every problem ASAP.You can't fix every problem all the time because there are always going to be problems - one you finish one there is going to be another one.That's why you work.Its not called RACE.I don't want to have grey hair by the age of 35 and I don't want to have heart problems because of it.Do what you want don't bring me into your shit - damn lol. I am not going to do jump jacks and wave pom poms for anybody.Especially when your dumbass speaks broken English and you want to kiss in front of managers pretending that you are the shit but your grammar sounds like you did'nt get past remedial English in the ninth grade - no you just look like an ass. Poof be gone.
Posted by
Yellowswan
at
10:01 AM
0
comments
Monday, June 9, 2008
Steve Jobs is really playing with my emotions ...
The Apple iPhone 3G was released today ... at the price of $199.Had this been a month ago ... Lawd ...
I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.
I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.
Posted by
Yellowswan
at
4:38 PM
0
comments
Catch Me I'm Melting ...
Its just too damn hot here in North Carolina.Friday when I was driving I checked the outside temperature while I was driving and it said "100 degrees" Fahrenheit and I just said "dayum!". My AC told me "...please" when I tried to turn it on.There was no air blowing at all.I just cut it off and rode with my window down.Went to Hardees to get something eat because I had'nt eaten all day - and since each burger is cooked fresh,that means I had to wait in the drive thru for at least 5 minutes. For those 5 minutes I cut my car off.Its only June ... the next car I get will either be a hybrid or I just pray that I got rich by then.
I don't want to cut my stove on unless I really have to.I don't even want to boil water.My hot water from the tap in the kitchen gets so hot that I don't have to boil water whenever I want to make ice tea.I am thinking about buying a small grill to cook chicken or whatever meats that I eat on the grill instead of wasting electricity.And if I can get something at the Dollar Store,I will get it from the Dollar Store.I am frugal and it helps.
I finally found a way to get my t-shirts that I have been designing distributed.That's mainly why I haven't been blogging that much.I need to get paid. More details soon.
I don't want to cut my stove on unless I really have to.I don't even want to boil water.My hot water from the tap in the kitchen gets so hot that I don't have to boil water whenever I want to make ice tea.I am thinking about buying a small grill to cook chicken or whatever meats that I eat on the grill instead of wasting electricity.And if I can get something at the Dollar Store,I will get it from the Dollar Store.I am frugal and it helps.
I finally found a way to get my t-shirts that I have been designing distributed.That's mainly why I haven't been blogging that much.I need to get paid. More details soon.
Posted by
Yellowswan
at
12:09 AM
0
comments
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
I am so inspired ... really ... this is a moment I will never forget
Posted by
Yellowswan
at
11:02 PM
0
comments
Labels: Barack Obama
Sunday, June 1, 2008
The Truth is the Light and it HURTS
Sorry but I agree with everything that the priest said in this clip.First of all I did not know that there were priests that got strong in the pulpit like this. Secondly, Hillary Clinton needs a new pair of shades and a box of band aids - because the truth blinded her and the truth HURTS.But it looks as though she is still not giving up.
Politics is my thing BTW - Its naturally that I keep coming to do this.And its looking as though this is going to be my main topic for the rest of the summer.I really don't write about celebrities so if that's what you want,exit now ... ALT+4 if you want to leave faster ...
I really wonder how many of the people that voted for Hillary in the earlier primaries and caucuses at the start of the year would still vote for her now. I really want to know why is it that the same people who scream that the Obama campaign is sexist - would vote for McCain if Obama gets the nomination ? Screaming sexism and hugging a sexist ? But that's ok - go to the party does'nt give a damn about your rights as a woman and vote someone that calls his wife a cunt. Like I said dumbass uneducated people who are still stuck in the Jim Crow days are going to fuck it up for all us ? And hmm a thought just came to my mind : its more possible for Obama to be related to all you white voters than it is for him to be related to Oprah .
But this shit better be over this week.Someone needs to take Hillary aside and tell her to stop shopping for curtains in the Oval Office.You are no longer the leaders of the Democratic Party.I would'nt be suprised if she somehow ended up speaking at the Republic National Convention. Say hello to Hillary Rodham Clinton - thy name is DESPERATE
Posted by
Yellowswan
at
11:20 AM
0
comments
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
This is what I think ... I've been holding things in for too long ...
Random venting thoughts are about to pour from my head on everything from things I see everyday in my own life, race issues ,music and politics so beware.
- I really think that racist rednecks are about to fuck it up for the rest of us because they are afraid of a smart black man. Its ok for a stupid white man to become President and fuck it up for all of us because he is white so its safe, but its only ok for a black man to play basketball but hell to the nawl , he can't be President. Fuck all of ya'll. If this shit gets McCain in the White House I don't want to hear in bitching from any punk ass Clinton supporter that refused to support Obama because your cousin Jim Crow decided to play mind tricks with you at the ballot. Fuck you. If that happens I am going to personally hold you accountable for World War III which will be us poor Americans vs the poor Iranians.
- Hillary Clinton needs to sit her ass down, grab a TI 1000 calculator, do some damn math - you lost the nomination. You are fucking it up for everybody. Don't be stupid and think that all of those so called whites that voted for you have always been Democrats. People can change party affliation as quick as the local tranny crossing guard can change his/her wig. Ask Cynthia McKinney. But no you want to fuck it up for everybody. I don't want to hear you complain about a gotdamn thing when McCain starts fucking up everything. I am going to donate money to whoever runs against you for your US Senate in the Democratic primary and if you bitch your way against that,I will donate money to the Republican that wants to take your no math doing ass back to Arkansas.
- Anybody that gets on the busiest road in town at the busiest time of the day and decides to drive 20MPH in a 45 MPH zone needs a kick in the ass. These GPS navigators are going to make people dumb ass hell. Nobody knows how to drive anymore.If you are lost pull your happy ass over. Its hot and when I get off of work don't slow me down from getting to my AC ok ? I don't like the heat. And oh yeah, stop riding my bumper bitch.I want a silver BMV and if you don't want to be Santa Claus, don't ride my bumper.
- Prom dresses from hell. Freedom of expression is natural but why express yourself looking like an ass ?
- I refuse to kiss ass. If you are waiting for me to kiss your ass,get to bending because I don't look up to anyone but God.
- Que Pasa ! Stop talking shit about Mexicans. They are hardworking for real.I got two tires for 40 dollars compared to the 150 dollars I would have had to shell out if I stayed prejudice.Stay broke or go global.
I am just having one of those days where everything that pisses me off makes me boil. I have a three day weekend,I get paid on Friday and don't call me I will call you ok. Ok call me but make it quick especially if its between 7am and 7pm. Sprint sucks dimes out of my pocket like dang.
- I really think that racist rednecks are about to fuck it up for the rest of us because they are afraid of a smart black man. Its ok for a stupid white man to become President and fuck it up for all of us because he is white so its safe, but its only ok for a black man to play basketball but hell to the nawl , he can't be President. Fuck all of ya'll. If this shit gets McCain in the White House I don't want to hear in bitching from any punk ass Clinton supporter that refused to support Obama because your cousin Jim Crow decided to play mind tricks with you at the ballot. Fuck you. If that happens I am going to personally hold you accountable for World War III which will be us poor Americans vs the poor Iranians.
- Hillary Clinton needs to sit her ass down, grab a TI 1000 calculator, do some damn math - you lost the nomination. You are fucking it up for everybody. Don't be stupid and think that all of those so called whites that voted for you have always been Democrats. People can change party affliation as quick as the local tranny crossing guard can change his/her wig. Ask Cynthia McKinney. But no you want to fuck it up for everybody. I don't want to hear you complain about a gotdamn thing when McCain starts fucking up everything. I am going to donate money to whoever runs against you for your US Senate in the Democratic primary and if you bitch your way against that,I will donate money to the Republican that wants to take your no math doing ass back to Arkansas.
- Anybody that gets on the busiest road in town at the busiest time of the day and decides to drive 20MPH in a 45 MPH zone needs a kick in the ass. These GPS navigators are going to make people dumb ass hell. Nobody knows how to drive anymore.If you are lost pull your happy ass over. Its hot and when I get off of work don't slow me down from getting to my AC ok ? I don't like the heat. And oh yeah, stop riding my bumper bitch.I want a silver BMV and if you don't want to be Santa Claus, don't ride my bumper.
- Prom dresses from hell. Freedom of expression is natural but why express yourself looking like an ass ?
- I refuse to kiss ass. If you are waiting for me to kiss your ass,get to bending because I don't look up to anyone but God.
- Que Pasa ! Stop talking shit about Mexicans. They are hardworking for real.I got two tires for 40 dollars compared to the 150 dollars I would have had to shell out if I stayed prejudice.Stay broke or go global.
I am just having one of those days where everything that pisses me off makes me boil. I have a three day weekend,I get paid on Friday and don't call me I will call you ok. Ok call me but make it quick especially if its between 7am and 7pm. Sprint sucks dimes out of my pocket like dang.
Posted by
Yellowswan
at
5:24 PM
3
comments
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Stimulate This ...
I got my stimulus check yesterday. $600 of free money - I was waiting all week for this money. And the first thing I did was went to about 3 different tire shops in my town to buy some new tires for my car. I needed two front tires badly. One nail in the road for my front left tire and that would have been it. Bust it baby.None of the tire shops had used tires in my tire size but of course they had new tires. The average asking price was $75 for one new tire each.So I went back home and called it a day ... I said "ok stop being a penny pincher and go ahead and get some new tires. " Ok I planned on going the next day and so I did the math and figured out how much more money I would have left over ... To hell with it I went over to Circuit City's website and bought myself a new 80 GB silver Ipod Classic ... I am finally able to take my entire music collection with me to work. I finally have my playlists to choose from for whatever mood I am in. This ipod is so slim and so compact compared to the other two styles that I have had. Yes this is my 3rd style Ipod. And lessons learned I will take care of this. I already have a protective case. I need my music .
So today I went out to get some tires before I bought anything else. Knowing how I am, I would have went out and bought myself something I did not need. I went to all of the tire places that I went to yesterday - none of them were open. So I just went to the 24/7 tire shop (yes 24/7) that is own and operated by Mexicans. I can't knock their hustle at all ... They gave me two fairly new tires for $40 dollars ! Compared to the nearly $150 that I was going to give yesterday. I was happy as hell. I wish I would have taken a picture of my front left tire, that thing looked like it was about to roll off. Sometimes when I was driving it I thought that it was just going to bust.
Speaking of hustling, I have been seeing so many people with food stands set up in parking lots on the busiest streets cooking food on grills. I can't knock anyone's hustle game the way that gas prices are right now. If your food is good, the word will get out and people will come to you. If you hustle the right way, good things will come. But I am so glad that the #1 hustler is almost out of office. G Dubya has officially fucked everything up and you know he does'nt care anymore because he is on his way counting his dollars. He probably has them rolled up in rubber bands under his bed. I can't wait to see his face on Inauguration Day while Obama is taking his oath of office. There is no way in hell that John McCain is going to win this election. Meanwhile Hillary is about to fuck it up any way possible. And no she does not deserve to be his running mate. I can't stand to hear her speak - I get the same with reaction with Hillary as I do George Dubya, I feel agitated, violent and I immediately hunt for my remote. She has worked my last nerve the past month with her comments about race - don't go there ...
I need to go clean up now ... nah I might play with my new Ipod some more ...
So today I went out to get some tires before I bought anything else. Knowing how I am, I would have went out and bought myself something I did not need. I went to all of the tire places that I went to yesterday - none of them were open. So I just went to the 24/7 tire shop (yes 24/7) that is own and operated by Mexicans. I can't knock their hustle at all ... They gave me two fairly new tires for $40 dollars ! Compared to the nearly $150 that I was going to give yesterday. I was happy as hell. I wish I would have taken a picture of my front left tire, that thing looked like it was about to roll off. Sometimes when I was driving it I thought that it was just going to bust.
Speaking of hustling, I have been seeing so many people with food stands set up in parking lots on the busiest streets cooking food on grills. I can't knock anyone's hustle game the way that gas prices are right now. If your food is good, the word will get out and people will come to you. If you hustle the right way, good things will come. But I am so glad that the #1 hustler is almost out of office. G Dubya has officially fucked everything up and you know he does'nt care anymore because he is on his way counting his dollars. He probably has them rolled up in rubber bands under his bed. I can't wait to see his face on Inauguration Day while Obama is taking his oath of office. There is no way in hell that John McCain is going to win this election. Meanwhile Hillary is about to fuck it up any way possible. And no she does not deserve to be his running mate. I can't stand to hear her speak - I get the same with reaction with Hillary as I do George Dubya, I feel agitated, violent and I immediately hunt for my remote. She has worked my last nerve the past month with her comments about race - don't go there ...
I need to go clean up now ... nah I might play with my new Ipod some more ...
Posted by
Yellowswan
at
6:13 PM
0
comments
Labels: hustle, Ipod Classic
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)

